Cast of Characters
McD: 60ish woman with what is euphemistically described as an "apple shaped" body. That is, she is fat. Not chubby or pudgy or vouptuous, just big bellied and LARGE.
Anonymous Co-worker: Normal(ish) person
McD: 60ish woman with what is euphemistically described as an "apple shaped" body. That is, she is fat. Not chubby or pudgy or vouptuous, just big bellied and LARGE.
Anonymous Co-worker: Normal(ish) person
McD
Yeah, I think I'm going to go home. I'm really not feeling well.
Anonymous Co-worker
Oh, you should then. Definitely go home, no problem.
McD
Yeah. I'm just going to get some of my paperwork. I've got diarrhea so I have to go home and change my clothes anyway.
Yeah, I think I'm going to go home. I'm really not feeling well.
Anonymous Co-worker
Oh, you should then. Definitely go home, no problem.
McD
Yeah. I'm just going to get some of my paperwork. I've got diarrhea so I have to go home and change my clothes anyway.
Why oh why did anything need to be said after "I'm really not feeling well"? Could anyone explain this to me? Why would you want your co-worker to know that you SHIT YOURSELF?!?!?
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